Retro big ball chain necklace or bracelet: choose your length

Made of *Heavy* half inch stainless steel beads coated in nickel, these ball chains will make you look like a *3 Dollar Bill, Y'all*. I'm not trying to be *Korn*y, but you'll look *Dope*. It'll be like taking a *Chevelle* *Down* to *Crazy Town*. You'll be as *Cold* as a *40 Below Summer* and this retro fashion will have you looking *Loco* in your *Big Truck*. You'll be *feeling like a Freak on a Leash*. Get back to your nu-metal *Roots* and show us your *Attitude*. Grab your wide leg jeans, 3D Doritos, and keep *Rollin'*.
Sorry, international party kids, US shipping only for now, *Only In Amerika* (seriously folks, I can't stop myself with the millennial metal puns. Send help!).
*Bwomp* made in North Carolina from American-made materials.